annoyingtwink:

yahoo
yaho
aho
ho
how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

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oomshi:

internetexplorers:

I JUST WANT TO WRAP MYSELF UP IN A THOUSAND FLUFFY PUPPIES 

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shutupaubrey:

ketchuponmydick:

shutupaubrey:

if there’s ketchup on it i’ll most likely eat it

When u wanna come over

you took time out of your day to do this

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself

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porndirector:

i’m only gay to piss off old people

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inbox:

what do pokemon do inside their pokeballs

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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